Headless chicken and onions

Name the headless chicken who suggested on December 21 that onions should be out of chicken do-pyaza at least for the next three weeks....prices came down in a day... one more proof that corrupt to the core UPA Government is clueless on how the country runs-they are hell bent on ruining it, instead of running it. But we need Pawars, otherwise how would Sachin score 50th 100....Do we need such governments???

Congress, Corruption....Haath ke Saath

The Congress slogan at the Plenary: Khaali HAATH aaye the, Desh ke HAATHON ko khali ker ke jayenge...HAATH per vote karein. Jai Congress, Jai Corruption!!

Tata, Telecom, Trust & Twist

Tata on telecon, I mean telecom: The most trusted name in the most twisted game?

The new TV channel / newspaper to be launched soon

I am launching a niche media house (TV/newspaper).....CVs invited for all levels from like-minded journos..... Salary: Commission based , walk-in at office HQ at Dalal Street.

Sharing the vision and for the news channel and newspaper(in Roman-Hindi):

Log news ke naam per dhandha karte hain, main dhandhe ke naam per NEWS karunga;

Loktantra ke chauthe stambh ki aar mein, saare priviledges ko USE karunga;

Mudde samajhne ke naam per, usoolon ka jamkar ABUSE karunga;

Apna kaam banata ho to apne channel per khabar ko accept, nahi to REFUSE karunga;

Apne faayde ke liye mudde ko khabar banaker bar-bar RE-USE karunga;

Apni jeb garam ker, khabaron ko escalate ya DIFFUSE karunga;

Desh aur samaj ki patrakar ke roop mein itni sewa karke, political nafa-nuksan CHOOSE karunga;

Pahle to Padmshree, aur phir Rajyasabha ki seat ke liye her journalistic priviledge ka MISUSE karunga;

Log news ke naam per dhandha karte hain, main dhandhe ke naam per NEWS karunga!